nine headstones for the words that should already be dead. free. screenshot it, send it to the synergy person.What it isa one-pager. nine headstones. the words people say in meetings to sound like they know something, finally laid to rest with the dates and causes of death they earned."here lies synergy. promised 2+2=5. delivered a working group.""here lies leverage (v.). it meant use. it always meant use.""here lies AI-powered. the AI was a button. the power was marketing.""here lies best practices. sometimes earned the name. sometimes just the advice of the people billing by the day."also buried: digital transformation, hyperautomation, "bundle," web3/blockchain, and the rebrand.you screenshot it. you send it to the person who keeps saying synergy. you become slightly famous in your group chat. that's the whole product, and it's free.liked the funeral? the words above are nine of them. the full book buries the confusion itself, all of it, cloud and AI explained like a friend two drinks in who actually knows her stuff. → Decoded by Zara, $9, store.kesslernity.com/l/decoded-by-zaraUpdated June 2026 with the AI Edition — agentic, Cowork, Copilot Credits, and the rest of this year's worst, buried with honors.Licensed, not sold. Full License & Terms apply (ref KESS-LIC-2026-001). By downloading or purchasing you agree to the version in force on your purchase date.Questions before you buy, or support after? Contact mathieu@kesslernity.com.Terms of Service · Privacy Policy